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ANONYMOUS JONES'
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRATION NEWSLETTER #42
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
The following communication was received at the Anonymous
Jones Headquarters several weeks ago. We're not SURE, but
we think it's from a real Aussie visiting in the Research
Triangle Area. Names have been changed to protect the
guilty; a running translation is included in brackets:
'Ello Maitee,
[Dear Editor,]
Whuts a ruddy boomer ta do w'thishere blinking blabsnabber?
[What the heck!]
'Ere I was, just cruizin' the dialerup...
[I was just calling around on the boards...]
When - WHOT TA RUDDY DINKUM!!!
[...and was I ever surprised!]
Some bloke jumps up w'all this stuff on the bleesed land
o' Queensland, Adelaide, Sydney and points south.
[...to see that somebody was writing a newsletter about
Australia.]
Just who have I got 'ere anyhows?
[I don't know who you are, but keep up the good work!]
Currently at th'Best Western, Cary.
[I'm visiting in the RTP area.]
Dave Mafford
(C) 1986 by Anonymous Jones. All comments are welcome. Leave
them in the <G>eneral Message Base addressed to ANONYMOUS JONES.